Constipated

<br>uh-uh fart like this<br>uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart<br>so just fart like this<br><br>hey man, whatcha lookin` at<br>sit down, it will come out soon<br>and if you could only let it be <br>you will see it<br>i hate the stupid way it sounds<br>when you have to take a crap<br>and your talking to the person in<br>the next stall<br><br>someone trying to <br>just remove poop<br>but its being held back<br>and I cant relax<br>Im trying to get through<br>but I cant because you see<br>tell me<br><br>why`d you have to go and make me so constipated<br>i see the way your puttin` ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated<br>It hurts like this<br>cause you try,<br>and you die,<br>`cause it dont,<br>go to the bowl<br>but it dont come out now<br>easily<br>this would be <br>if i had watched you<br><br>Days pass, and the pressure mounts<br>i don`t think, that a wet fart counts<br>that poo`s hard and very fat you see<br>it`s makin` me<br>yell out when i move my bowels<br>surely, you have heard the howls<br>you know, i`m not dropping anything<br>when it`s become<br><br>something that`s round, and big and brown<br>i`m hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax<br>i`m trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see<br>help me<br><br>why`d you have to go and make me so constipated<br>i see the way your puttin` ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated<br>It hurts like this<br>cause you try,<br>and you die,<br>`cause it dont,<br>go to the bowl<br>but it dont come out now<br>easily<br>this would be <br>if i had watched you<br><br>Give up, watcha pushing for?<br>Sit back, we`ve all been bunged before<br>and if you could only stick with pee, you will see<br><br>something that`s round, and big and brown<br>i`m hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax<br>i`m trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see<br>help me<br><br>why`d you have to go and make me so constipated<br>i see the way your puttin` ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated<br>It hurts like this<br>cause you try,<br>and you die,<br>`cause it dont,<br>go to the bowl<br>but it dont come out now<br>easily<br>this would be <br>if i had watched you<br>oh-oh-oh