This Boy is Smooth

Well I was cool and sitting by the phone and waiting for<br>A ring with a female voice or a date or<br>An invitation to a nightclub for some minglin`<br>But ahh...my phone started jinglin`<br>Picked it up I checked the Rolex first<br>I call one of my regulars worst come to worst<br>I said hello<br>But the voice sounded nervous<br>Baby relax FP at your service<br>The girl spoke up and her voice sounded very nice<br>I met you last week at that club called the Paradise<br>I said yeah babe I`d like to go their again<br>Get dressed and you better be flossy at ten<br>Hung up the phone and checked the mirror<br>Sort of like ESP I could hear her<br>Heart beating encaged with the groove<br>And all I could say to myself was damn this boy is smooth<br><br>So I pulled up to the club at the gate where they let celebs in<br>Entre booted a Porsche 9-11 then<br>Girls took a look at me and started to break<br>Ladies come down I`ve already got a date<br>Cruised up front and I was happy to find her<br>Tantalizing tasty tune named Tanya<br>I said hey yo babe let`s not go in the place yet<br>Come on hop in I got Luther in the tape deck<br>I kicked the gift and the girl was like silly putty<br>She said let`s go some place and chill, I said really honey<br>We went to the beach to take a little walk<br>I found out I was smoother than I thought<br>My hands like Maverick started to wander<br>Left and right then wound up behind her<br>Face to face and chest to chest and ohh like a spindle of silk<br>Yo this boy is smooth<br><br>Here it is verse tres<br>Back at my place<br>The scene was set because I set it before I left<br>Girl I`m like a tool grab me and use me<br>Where do you want me by the fireplace or the jacuzi<br>I never slipped yo I got my grip like a handle<br>Turn down the lights and lit up a candle<br>A bottle of chilled champagne right beside me<br>Radio booming pumpin` the Isley`s<br>Maybe I`ll grab her and give her a kiss<br>Or kick her a line on the smooth Billy Dee tip<br>Or maybe I`ll take her outside where the pool`s at<br>Smack it up flip it nah I`m too cool for that<br>Ahh I know what I`ll do<br>Hold her tightly and caress for a little while<br>Make it gentle and slow not faster<br>Pause for the cause and heres a word from the master<br><br>Yo I`m the J-A double D Jazzy<br>Smooth as self smooth than I have to be<br>Knowing acknowledged recognized that that`s the king of the groove<br>And I`m the man that blessed FP is smooth<br><br>Hey yo J take me out...