Stone Cold Sober

(Rod Stewart, Steve Cropper, 1975/1976) Never get to bed before sunup, alway get caught in the rain; sometimes I might get in trouble, never was one to complain. Now gentleman, you must agree ain`t it worth it when you`re out on cloud thirty-three to be stone cold sober again, down in the alley again, stone cold sober again. Never found a dime in a gutter, always get my best friends drunk. If the pres`dent tries to call me, say " Rodney, come on over for lunch"; I`d say, " Gentlemen, exuse me please but I`m busy with my buddies up on cloud thirty-three." Yeah, stone cold sober again, down in the alley again, stone cold sober again. Sunday is a drag, so forget it, Monday you can make up for that; Tuesday, take a taste for dinner, if you`re all right spend it in bed. But on Thursday prepare for your weekend and let Friday disappear into Saturday mornin` when you`re stone cold sober again, down in the alley again, stone cold sober again. stone cold sober again, down in the alley again, stone cold sober again. I don`t mind stone cold sober again, down in the alley again, stone cold sober again. [fade out]