YOU`RE SO RUDE

<br>(Ian McLagan, Ronnie Lane)<br><br>My mom she likes you <br>She thinks your swell <br>Got the makings of a dance hall girl <br>Your lowcut frock and your birds nest hair <br>Stepping up heels and the way that you smell <br>She says to take you back <br>To see my folks again<br>On Sunday<br><br>Why it looks as though theres nobody in <br>They`ve all went out to see my Auntie Renny <br>Don`t you worry you just come right in <br>I`m sure we`ll pass the time til they come home <br>Well let me take your coat<br>Take off your shoes, warm your toes<br>Try the sofa <br><br>Its getting dark we`ll miss the late night bus <br>It`s only eight but I`m not taking any chances <br>Whats that noise why`d they come back so soon <br>Straighten your dress you`re really looking a mess <br>I`ll wet my sox pretend we just got caught in the rain <br>Oh your so rude