Number Three

<br>Theres only two songs in me and I just wrote the third<br><br>Dont know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words<br><br>Spent my whole life just digging up my musics shallow grave<br><br>For the two songs in me and the third one I just made<br><br><br><br>A rich man once told me<br><br>&quot;hey lifes a funny thing&quot;<br><br>A poor man once told me<br><br>That he cant afford to speak<br><br>Now Im in the middle like a bird without a beak cause<br><br><br><br>Theres just two songs in me and I just wrote the third<br><br>Dont know where I got the inspiration or how I wrote the words<br><br>Spent my whole life just digging up my musics shallow grave<br><br>For the two songs in me and the third one I just made<br><br><br><br>So I went to the president<br><br>And I asked old whats-his-name<br><br>Has he ever gotten writers block<br><br>Or something like the same<br><br>He just started talking<br><br>Like he was on tv<br><br>&quot;if theres just two songs in ya, boy<br><br>Whaddaya want from me? &quot;<br><br><br><br>So I bought myself some denim pants<br><br>And a silver guitar<br><br>But I politely told the ladies<br><br>&quot;youll still have to call me sir<br><br>Because I have to keep my self-respect<br><br>Ill never be a star<br><br>Since theres just two songs in me<br><br>And this is number three&quot;