Calling It Quits

<br>Hes a serious mister<br><br>Shake his hand and hell twist your arm<br><br>With monopoly money<br><br>Well be buying the funny farm<br><br>So Ill do flips,<br><br>And get paid in chips<br><br>From a diamond as big as the ritz--<br><br>Then Im calling it quits<br><br><br><br><br><br>Eyes the color of candy<br><br>Lies to cover the handicap<br><br>Though your slippers are ruby<br><br>Youll be led to the booby trap<br><br>And theres no prize,<br><br>Just a smaller size<br><br>So Im wearing the shoe til it fits--<br><br>Then Im calling it quits<br><br><br><br><br><br>Now hes numbering himself among the masterminds<br><br>Cause hes hit upon the leverage of valentines<br><br>Lifting dialogue from judy garland storylines<br><br>Where get-tough girls turn into goldmines<br><br><br><br><br><br>But oh, those polaroid babies<br><br>Taking chances with rabies<br><br>Happy to tear me to bits--<br><br>Well, Im calling it quits<br><br>Yes, Im calling it quits.