Purple Hills

(Eminem) <br>Ugh...yo, yo, yo, yo<br><br>Chorus (Eminem):<br>I`ve been so many places,<br>I`ve seen so many faces, <br>But nothing compares to these <br>Blue and yellow, purple hills<br>I`ve climbed the highest mountain<br>Once or twice, but who`s countin?<br>But nothing compares to these<br>Blue and yellow, purple hills<br><br>(Eminem):<br>Cool, calm, just like my mom<br>With a couple of lawsuits inside her palm<br>It`s Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve<br>To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves<br>I can`t describe the vibe I get<br>When I drive by 6 people and 5 I hit <br>(Whoops!) Aw, (shit)<br>I started a mosh pit<br>Squashed a chick and lost her foster kids (AAH!)<br>This room makes me hallucinate<br>And I sweat till I start losin weight (phew!)<br>Till I see dumb (shit) start happenin<br>Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin to rap again<br>So bounce, bounce, come on bounce<br>(*GUNFIRE*) I said come on bounce!<br>Everybody in the house doin ass amounts (me!)<br>To the women in the thongs with their asses out<br>We don`t bull(shit) better ask around<br>D12 throws the bombest bash in town<br>Bizarre, yo mama`s crashin out<br>Help me get her on the couch fo` she passes out (c`mon!)<br><br>(Kuniva)[Kon Artis]:<br>Bump that, someone help Denaun <br>He`s upstairs wrestlin with Elton John<br>[Hey, Von, you see me steppin on these leprechauns?]<br>It`s gotta be Tums, the Ex-Lax is gone<br>[Yeah, I took em all dawg with some parmesan<br>And I think my arm is gone]<br>Naw, it`s prob`ly numb<br>Young, dumb, and full of (cum)<br>And I think he bout to swallow his tongue!<br>[Scary ass, it was a false alarm <br>You think I`m bout to die when I just got on?]<br>Yo, stop actin stupid<br>You so high that you might wake up<br>With a guy on some new (shit) (EWW!)<br>[Yeah, I think I did too much] (Uh-huh)<br>[I think I got the runs!] (Uh-huh)<br>[Rolaids, Pepto, and Tums<br>Watch out, here it comes!] (*Laughter*)<br><br>(Chorus)<br><br>(Hook):<br>Dirty Dozen, eighty of us<br>Shady brothers, ladies love us<br>That`s why our baby mothers love us<br>But they hate each other<br>They prob`ly wanna take each other out<br>And date each other<br>And some`un some`un some`un<br>Some`un some`un nay nee nuh-nuh<br><br>(Proof):<br>Hop hills, hills I hop<br>Hop two hills on stilts I walk<br>Snort two lines that are filled with chalk<br>Thought I was Incredible and (killed) the Hulk<br>I wanna roll away like a rollerblade<br>Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days<br>And when I`m, old and gray I`ma go for broke<br>No okey-doke, I`m packin my nose with soap <br>(*Cough-cough-cough*) Am I supposed to choke?<br>Had an accident when the Trojan broke<br>Aww, poor baby, born by (whore) lady<br>Now I`m payin child support (It`s your baby!)<br><br>(Swifty):<br>I take fo` shots at one time <br>And I don`t need a chase when I`m swallowin mine<br>(Hey, you got any room?) In Bizarre`s hatchback <br>We can`t go far cuz the car has flats (damn)<br>Why the hell you people think I rap?<br>Because my mother taught me how to breach contracts<br>And if you got cash, then hide it soon (SWIFT CHILL!)<br>I`m just tryin to get by like you (EWW!)<br>And I don`t give a damn if you find me rude (Uh-huh)<br>Mean, cruel, the hell wit you too (Uh-huh)<br>I only need three blunts and I`m cool<br>I just copped some and I`m goin back soon<br><br>(Chorus)<br><br>(Bizarre):<br>I`m at a rave lookin at a babe like she want it (Hehehe)<br>Gin and tonic, demonic, body smell like vomit <br>(*Sniff* EW!) Loony, crazy, chunky, sexy, dopey-headed guy<br>Whip cream, dirty mattresses, wanna try?(Come on)<br>Blue hills, Trojan seals, got Bizarre actin ill<br>Drugs kill (Yeah right!) Chick, I`m for real!<br>Shut yo mouth, you dirty girl<br>You know you want me in your world<br>Ladies, please don`t fight, Bizarre`s here all night!<br><br>(Chorus)<br><br>(Hook)<br><br>(*Harmonica plays until fade*)