A Country Boy Can Survive (Y2K Verison)

<br>Computer man says it`s the end of time<br>December 31st nineteen ninety-nine<br>People buyin` up Army surplus things<br>Afraid of what the New Year will bring<br><br>I live back in the woods you see<br>Y2K don`t mean a thing to me<br>I`ve got a shotgun, a rifle<br>And a four wheel drive<br>A country boy can survive<br>Country folks can survive<br><br>I can plow a field all day long<br>I can catch catfish from dusk `till dawn<br>Make our own whiskey<br>And our own smoke too<br>Ain`t too many things these ol` boys can`t do<br>[including Bocephus]<br><br>We grow good ol` tomatoes<br>And homemade wine<br>A country boy can survive<br>Country folks can survive <br><br>`Cause you can`t starve us out<br>And you can`t make us run<br>We`ll survive in the millenium<br>We say grace<br>And we say ma`am<br>If you ain`t into that we don`t give a damn<br><br>We came from the West Virginia coal mines<br>And the rocky mountains and the western skies<br>If the bank machines crash<br>We`ll be just fine<br>`Cause a country boy can survive<br>Country folks can survive<br><br>I had a good friend in New York City<br>He never called me Bocephus<br>Called me hillbilly<br>[really]<br><br>But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife<br>For forty-three dollars my friend lost his life<br>Now this dude`s gonna get out in a year or two<br>`Cause the system don`t work for me and you<br>But a country boy can survive<br>Country folks can survive<br><br>`Cause you can`t starve us out<br>And you can`t make us run<br>We`ll survive in the millenium<br><br>We say grace<br>And we say ma`am<br>If you ain`t into that we don`t give a damn<br><br>We`re from North California<br>And south Alabam`<br>And little towns all around this land<br>If the bank machine`s crash <br>We`ll be just fine<br>And a country boy can survive<br><br>Country folks can survive<br>Country boy can survive<br>Country folks can survive<br>[Any year, anytime]