Nuttin` To Do

[Royce] What?Uhh..<br>[Em] The Bad..<br>[Royce] Yeah..<br>[Em] The Evil..<br>[Royce] Right, yo<br>[Em] put em together<br><br>Chorus: Royce the 5-9, Eminem<br><br>[Royce] Yo if it wasn`t for your whip, I`d have nothin to strip<br>[Em] If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin to slit<br> If it wasn`t for the shrooms, I`d have nothin to chew<br>[Royce] Yo..<br>[both] I`m just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do<br><br>[Eminem]<br>I am bored!!!!!<br>I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders<br>Ate hors d`oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*<br>Let you inhale the glock smell, while I`m rippin your wallet off <br>and slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail (take that)<br>Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face *punch sound*<br>Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts<br>I`m on some shook shit, if it`s missin I took it (whoops!)<br>Nurse look at this straightjacket, it`s crooked!<br>I go to jail and murder you from a cell<br>Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx)<br>So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head <br>when the rest of his body`s still alive RUNNIN?<br><br>[Royce]<br>Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by<br>So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it<br>For every hundred MC`s rhymin about birds<br>only about two-thirds`d really set it without words<br>Yo you ain`t a thug, I can make you bitch up<br>Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it`s rainin slugs (what?)<br>I`m the hottest shit in the industry (uh)<br>I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me<br>You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast<br>The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half<br>You know how a thug in this shit`ll end up<br>Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)<br>I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up<br>Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up<br>Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title<br>You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible<br><br>Chorus: 2X<br><br>[Eminem]<br>*yawns*Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated <br>it takes six minutes to get applause (yay)<br>And by the time you all catch on, I`ma end your career <br>and walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!<br>I`ll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH*<br>Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)<br>I`m indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores<br>to go outdoors and do some in-stores<br>This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen.<br>You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin"<br>Gettin skullie while I`m autographin<br>Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother whitewater raftin<br>I`m not a fact, I`ma proven fear<br>Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin, <br>"Wait, wait, wait.. you ain`t movin here!"<br>Lorena Bobbitt, c`mere, want a souveneir?<br>I`ve been high as fuck, since I was a juvi-neer<br>Juvenile?Same difference -- I need some `caine <br>cause I ain`t sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants<br>(Oh my God!) Brain implants and they say there`s a slim chance<br>I won`t stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz`<br><br>[Royce]<br>Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood<br>Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug<br>To break braces, you say grace and make faces<br>I`ll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)<br>Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff<br>Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off<br>Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won`t die, I`m never leavin (what?)<br>I pledge allegiance to forever breathin<br>Street niggaz with nuts, what?My meat`s bigger (what?)<br>Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers<br>with a deathwish, thinkin I`m the nigga to mess with<br>Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace<br>For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?)<br>A follower never had heart, he just loyal<br>Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em<br>Be careful you might get what you ask for<br><br>Chorus 2X<br><br>[Em] The Bad.. the Evil..<br> The Bad.. the Evil..