Brain Damage

[Doctor] Scalpel<br>[Nurse]Here<br>[Doctor] Sponge<br>[Nurse]Here<br>[Doctor] Wait.. he`s convulsing, he`s convulsing!<br>[Nurse]Ah!<br>[Doctor] We`re gonna have to shock him!<br>[Nurse]Oh my!Oh my God!<br>[Doctor] We`re gonna have to shock him!<br>[Nurse]Oh my God!<br><br>[Eminem]<br>These are the results of a thousand electric volts<br>A neck with bolts, "Nurse we`re losin him, check the pulse!"<br>A kid who refused to respect adults<br>Wore spectacles with taped frames and a freckled nose<br>A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and always ornery<br>Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on me<br>And I might snap, one day just like that<br>I decided to strike back and flatten every tire on the bike rack<br>(Whosssssh)My first day in junior high, this kid said,<br>"It`s you and I, three o`clock sharp this afternoon you die"<br>I looked at my watch it was one twenty<br>"I already gave you my lunch money what more do you want from me?!?"<br>He said, "Don`t try to run from me, you`ll just make it worse..."<br>My palms were sweaty, and I started to shake at first<br>Something told me, "Try to fake a stomach ache it works"<br>I screamed, "Owww!My appendix feels like they could burst!<br>Teacher, teacher, quick I need a naked nurse!"<br>[N] "What`s the matter?"<br>[E] "I don`t know, my leg, it hurts!"<br>[N] "Leg?!?I thought you said it was your tummy?!?"<br>[E] "Oh, I mean it is, but I also got a bum knee!"<br>[N] "Mr. Mathers, the fun and games are over.<br> And just for that stunt, you`re gonna get some extra homework."<br>[E] "But don`t you wanna give me after school detention?"<br>[N] "Nah, that bully wants to beat your ass and I`ma let him."<br><br>Chorus: repeat 2X<br><br>Brain damage, ever since the day I was born<br>Drugs is what they used to say I was on<br>They say I never knew which way I was goin<br>But everywhere I go they keep playin my song<br><br>[Eminem]<br>Brain damage..<br>Way before my baby daughter Hailey<br>I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D`Angelo Bailey<br>An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes<br>so everyday he`d shove me in the lockers<br>One day he came in the bathroom while I was pissin<br>And had me in the position to beat me into submission<br>He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my nose,<br>Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat<br>I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn`t beef"<br>But he just wouldn`t leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn`t breathe<br>He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!"<br>The principal walked in(What`s going on in here?)<br>and started helpin him stomp me<br>I made them think they beat me to death<br>Holdin my breath for like five minutes before they finally left<br>Then I got up and ran to the janitor`s storage booth<br>Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws<br>Grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools<br>"This is for every time you took my orange juice,<br>or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk.<br>Every time you tipped my tray and it dropped and spilt.<br>I`m gettin you back bully!Now once and for good."<br>I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I could<br>and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood<br>Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot..<br>.. Made it home, later that same day<br>Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray<br>I couldn`t even see what I was tryin to read<br>I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed<br>My mother started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!?<br>Look at you, you`re gettin blood all over my rug!"(Sorry!)<br>She beat me over the head with the remote control<br>opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my skull<br>I picked it up and screamed, "Look bitch, what have you done?!?"<br>[M] "Oh my God, I`m sorry son"<br>[E] "Shut up you cunt!"I said, "Fuck it!"<br>Took it and stuck it back up in my head<br>then I sewed it shut and put a couple of screws in my neck<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Eminem]<br>Brain damage..<br>It`s brain damage..<br>I got brain damage..<br>It`s brain damage..<br>It`s probably brain damage..<br>It`s brain damage..<br>Brain damage..<br>I got brain damage..