white label 12" *

* this is the UNEDITED version with a different 2nd verse<br><br>Chorus: repeat 2X<br><br>Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)<br>My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady<br>Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)<br>My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady<br><br>Ahem.. excuse me!<br>Can I have the attention of the class <br>for one second?<br><br>[Eminem]<br>Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)<br>Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)<br>Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)<br>Try `cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)<br>My brain`s dead weight, I`m tryin to get my head straight<br>but I can`t figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)<br>And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"<br>Uh-uhhh! "So why`s your face red? Man you wasted!"<br>Well since age twelve, I`ve felt like I`m someone else<br>Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt<br>Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee`s tits off<br>And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross<br>I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass<br>faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast<br>C`mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that`s my girl dog!)<br>I don`t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Eminem]<br>My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high<br>The only problem was my English teacher was a guy<br>I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler<br>and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)<br>Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up<br>Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)<br>Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians<br>Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET`S JUST BE FRIENDS!"<br>Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to<br>I just found out my mom does more dope than I do<br>I told her I`d grow up to be a famous rapper<br>Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)<br>You know you blew up when the women rush your stands<br>and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)<br>This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)<br>So I signed it: `Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!`<br><br>Chorus<br><br>[Eminem]<br>Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)<br>Dr. Dre, don`t just stand there, OPERATE!<br>I`m not ready to leave, it`s too scary to die<br>I`ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive<br>Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide<br>I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)<br>All my life I was very deprived<br>I ain`t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide<br>Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)<br>I spit when I talk, I`ll fuck anything that walks (C`mere)<br>When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits<br>HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN`T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)<br>I lay awake and strap myself in the bed <br>Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)<br>I`m steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) <br>And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)<br>Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had<br><br>Chorus