Early Mornin` Stoned Pimp

This is the true story about mackin<br>Check it<br>Times are changin`<br>Talk about it<br>More so each year,<br>But the Early Mornin`<br>Stoned Pimp is here<br>So let it rain, and let the guitar rock<br>And if ya here me yawn<br>Just drop that top<br>Come on<br>Hey hey hey<br>Well well well well<br>Hey hey hey<br>Well well well well<br><br>And I be catchin` them northern pike<br>Like on a ten pound test<br>Success, never fess, take a guess<br>I be the early mornin` stoned pimp<br>Straight limpi,<br>Boone`s Farm drinkin<br>At the party big booty pinchin`<br>Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin<br>Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin<br>With the million dollar talent<br>And the ten cent brain,<br>Been gone too long, too much cocaine,<br>But now that I`m back, on the block<br>I`m ready to rock<br>Left to right, all night<br>My game`s tight, I wish you might<br>Take a bite<br>Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product<br>Fresh from the harvest<br>Who`ll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town<br>Top Dog get down<br>Radio won`t play me, but still I got the kids around<br>The world goin` Kid Rock crazy<br>Wicked witches be flyin` on broomsticks<br>Kid Rock be comin` with the boom boom boom biatch<br>I from the sticks biatch<br>Straight from the RO<br>"Kid Rock I ain`ts no bitch"<br>Ah, yes you are ho<br>So quit frontin` like ya don`t know,<br>When I step straight into the party with my homeboy Tino<br>"What`s up?"<br>So get a good look bro<br>Get a good gander<br>I`m made in Detroit<br>but my name aint Stanzler<br>Spreadin` like a cancer, a virus<br>While you`re lookin` really gay like fuckin` Billy Ray Cyrus<br>I`m the highest MC of all time<br>Got my mind on the D<br>And the D on my mind<br>And the line gets drawn when my eyes can`t see<br>Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV<br>I be, what they call an O-G bitch<br>I`m the motherfuckin` Early Mornin` Stoned Pimp<br><br>Now throw your hands in the air and let`s rock y`all<br>Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y`all<br>Just throw your hands in the air and let`s rock y`all<br>Because the Detroit party don`t stop y`all<br><br>Just throw your hands up high, let`s rock y`all<br>Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y`all<br>Just throw your hands up high, let`s rock y`all<br>Because the Kid Rock party don`t stop y`all<br><br>Now I`m the self made mack on a mountain on Mars<br>Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause<br>A Lincoln Continental and a Grand Marquis<br>Rag top, drop down, rollin` on chrome D`s biatch<br>The purple furs and the gold trim glasses<br>I only bust the fat asses<br>And I don`t be givin a fuck who da hell can rap better than me<br>Cause I`m a true fuckin` player and I mack like a real G<br>H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin<br>Early mornin` stoned pimpin<br>I been down, been around<br>>From the bottom to the top<br>Partyin` down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock<br>Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya<br>Or if you wanna get your freak on, I`ll just fuck ya<br>With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, biatch, shit<br>I`m the Early Morning Stoned Pimp<br>Hey hey hey<br>Come on yo<br><br>Now throw your hands in the air and let`s rock y`all<br>Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y`all<br>Just throw your hands in the air and let`s rock y`all<br>Because the Detroit party don`t stop y`all<br><br>Just throw your hands up high, let`s rock y`all<br>Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y`all<br>Just throw your hands up high, let`s rock y`all<br>Because the Kid Rock party don`t stop y`all<br><br>I`m Joe C bitch<br>Let me get them digits<br>I might be a little small hoe<br>But I aint no god damn midget<br>So stick it up your ass where the sun don`t shine<br>I`m verticly challenged, your verticly blind<br>I`m 3 foot 9, it`s 10 foot long<br>I`m gonna smack that ass after I pack this bong<br>I can flow on like all night long<br>Till the break of dawn<br>Till the early morn<br>I`m a thorn in your side<br>Can you feel me stickin<br>80 pills a day bitch, I aint bullshittin<br>So groove baby groove baby call your momma<br>I`m like Charlie Hooker girl<br><br>I got the boogie drama<br>With the boogie drama<br>With the boogie drama<br>With the boogie drama<br><br>Ridin` around the neighborhood<br>Me and Kid Rock were up to no good<br>With the boogie drama<br>With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine<br>Playin` the radio ya look so fine<br>With the boogie drama<br>Well, Well, Well, baby<br>With the boogie drama<br>Let`s get funky, that`s my job<br>Punchin` 9 to 5, 7 times, times 24, times 12<br>Day in and day out<br>Let`s get funky<br>Come on everybody<br>With the boogie drama<br>With the boogie drama<br>With the boogie drama