As The World Turns

I dont know why this world keep turning <br /> Round and Round <br /> But I wish it would stop, and let me off right now <br /> <br /> Yes man <br /> As the World Turns <br /> We all experience things in life <br /> Trials and Tribulations <br /> That we all must go through <br /> When someone wants to test us <br /> When someone tries our patience <br /> <br /> [Eminem] <br /> I hang with a bunch of hippies <br /> and wacky tobacco planters <br /> Who swallow lit roaches <br /> and light up like jack-o-lanterns <br /> Outsiders baby, and we suing the courts <br /> Cuz we`re dope as fuck and only get a 2 in the source <br /> They never should`ve booted me out of reform school <br /> Deformed fool,takin a shit in a warm pool <br /> They threw me out the Ramada Inn <br /> I said it wasn`t me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!) <br /> It all started when my mother took my bike away <br /> Cuz I murdered my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave <br /> After that, It was straight to the 40 ouncers <br /> Slappin teachers, and jackin off in front of my counselors <br /> Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman <br /> Fuck the next lesson, I`ll past the test guessin <br /> And all the other kids said Eminem`s a dishead, <br /> He`ll never last, the only class he`ll pass is phys ed <br /> May be true, till I told this bitch in gym class <br /> That she was too fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?) <br /> Yeah bitch you so big you walked into big Tanny`s and stepped on Jenny Craig <br /> She picked me up to snap me like a skinny twig <br /> Put me in the headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig <br /> I felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR!) <br /> It began storming, I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming <br /> Grabbed that bitch by her hair <br /> Drug her across the ground <br /> And took her up to the highest diving board and tossed her down <br /> Sorry coach, its too late to tell me stop <br /> While I drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop <br /> <br /> Chorus <br /> <br /> As the World Turns <br /> These are the days of our lives <br /> These are the things that we must go through <br /> Day by day <br /> <br /> [Eminem] <br /> We drive around in million dollar sports cars <br /> While little kids hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards <br /> Outsiders, and we suing the courts <br /> Cuz we dope as fuck and only get a 2 in The Source <br /> Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat <br /> Where all the raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at <br /> Dressed like a sailor, standin by a pale of garbage <br /> Its almost dark and I`m still tryna nail a trailor park bitch <br /> I met a slut and said "What up, its nice to meet ya" <br /> I`d like to treat ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza <br /> But I`m broke as fuck and I don`t get paid till the first of next month <br /> But if you care to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt <br /> But I aint got no weed, no phillies, or no papers <br /> Plus I`m a rapist and a repeated prison escapist <br /> So gimme all your money <br /> And don`t try nothin funny <br /> Cuz you know your stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me <br /> I went to grab my gun <br /> Thats when her ass put it on me <br /> Wit an uppercut and hit me with a basket of laundry <br /> I fell through the glass doors <br /> Started causin a scene <br /> Then slid across the floor and flew right into a washin machine <br /> Jumped up with a broken back <br /> Thank god I was smokin crack all day <br /> And doped up off coke and smack <br /> All I wanted to do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse <br /> Now I wanna kill her <br /> But so I gotta catch her first <br /> Ran through Rally`s parkin lot and took a shortcut <br /> Saw the house she ran up in <br /> And shot her fuckin porch up <br /> Kicked the door down to murder this divorced slut <br /> Looked around the room <br /> Thats when I seen the bedroom door shut <br /> I know you`re in there bitch! I got my gun cocked! <br /> You might as well come out now <br /> She said "Come in, its unlocked!" <br /> I walked in and all I smelled was Liz Claiborne <br /> And seen her spread across the bed naked watchin gay porn <br /> She said "Come her big boy, lets get acquainted" <br /> I turned around to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it <br /> She came at me at full speed, nothin could stop her <br /> I shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her <br /> I started to beg "No, please let go" <br /> But she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll <br /> With one leg left, now I`m hoppin around crippled <br /> I grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her right nipple <br /> Just trying to buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick <br /> Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick! <br /> Whipped that shit out, and aint no doubt about it <br /> It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage <br /> I shouted "Now bitch, lets see who gets the best!" <br /> Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!) <br /> Come here bitch! <br /> Come here! <br /> Take this motherfuckin dick! <br /> Bitch, come here! <br /> <br /> Chorus to fade <br /> <br /> And as we go along <br /> Throughout the days of our lives <br /> We all face small obstacles and challenges everyday <br /> That we must go through <br /> These are the things that surround us through our atmosphere <br /> Every day <br /> Every single day the world keeps turning