The Kids

[Eminem] <br /> Hi there little boys and girls (FUCK YOU!) <br /> Today we`re gonna to learn how to poison squirrels <br /> But first, I`d like you to meet my friend Bob (Huh?) <br /> Say hi Bob! ("Hi Bob") Bob`s 30 and still lives with his mom <br /> and he don`t got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot <br /> but his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot <br /> And Bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot <br /> and wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock <br /> when it`s late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog <br /> Drag `em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (AHH!) <br /> And even if they escaped and they got the cops <br /> the ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge <br /> `til one night Mrs. Stacey went off the job <br /> when she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk <br /> But Stacey knew it was Bob and said knock it off <br /> But Bob wouldn`t knock it off cause he`s crazy and off his rocker <br /> Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka <br /> You couldn`t even take him to Dre`s to get Bob a "Dr." <br /> He grabbed Stace` by the legs as chopped it off her <br /> and dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her <br /> But ever since the day Stacey went off to wander <br /> they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner <br /> And that`s the story of Bob and his marijuana, <br /> and what it might do to you <br /> So see if the squirrels want any - it`s bad for you <br /> <br /> Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem) <br /> <br /> See children, drugs are bahhhd (c`mon) <br /> and if you don`t believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man) <br /> and if you don`t believe him, ask ya mom (that`s right) <br /> She`ll tell you how she does `em all the time (she will) <br /> So kids say no to drugs (that`s right) <br /> So you don`t act like everyone else does (uh-huh) <br /> Then there`s really nothin else to say (sing along) <br /> Drugs are just bad, mmm`kay? <br /> <br /> [Eminem] <br /> My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it? <br /> FUCK NO you ain`t seen it, it`s the size of a peanut (Huh?) <br /> Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels? <br /> Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world <br /> If someone ever offers it to you, don`t do it <br /> Kids two hits`ll probably drain all your spinal fluid <br /> and spinal fluid is final, you won`t get it back <br /> So don`t get attached, it`ll attack every bone in your back <br /> Meet Zach, twenty-one years old <br /> After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold <br /> and decides to try five, when he`s bribed by five guys <br /> and peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it <br /> Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive <br /> and his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*} <br /> His back starts tah - look like the McDonald`s Arches <br /> He`s on Donald`s carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*BLEH*} <br /> And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him <br /> "Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at him!" <br /> cause they took it too, so they think it`s funny <br /> So they`re laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money <br /> Meanwhile, Zach`s in a coma, the action is over <br /> and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he`s practicin yoga <br /> And that`s the story of Zach, the ecstasy maniac <br /> So don`t even feed that to squirrels class, cause it`s bad for you <br /> <br /> Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem) <br /> <br /> See children, drugs are bahhhd (that`s right) <br /> and if you don`t believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that`s right) <br /> and if you don`t believe him, ask ya mom (you can) <br /> She`ll tell you how she does `em all the time (she will) <br /> So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack) <br /> So you don`t act like everyone else does (that`s right) <br /> And there`s really nothin else to say (but umm) <br /> Drugs are just bad, mmm`kay? <br /> <br /> [Eminem] <br /> And last but not least, one of the most humungous <br /> problems among young people today, is fungus <br /> It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off, <br /> bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it <br /> Yum yum! Then you start to see some dumb stuff <br /> And everything slows down when you eat some of `em.. <br /> And sometimes you see things that aren`t there (Like what?) <br /> Like fat woman in G-strings with orange hair <br /> (Mr. Shady what`s a G-string?) It`s yarn Claire <br /> Women stick `em up their behinds, go out and wear `em (Huh?) <br /> And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms <br /> Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus <br /> Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow`s tongue (How come?) <br /> cause it comes from a cow`s dung (Gross!!) <br /> See drugs are bad, it`s a common fact <br /> But your mom and dad, know that`s all that I`m good at (Oh!) <br /> But don`t be me, cause if you grow up and you go and O.D. <br /> They`re gonna come for me and I`ma have to grow a goatee <br /> and get a disguise and hide, cause it`ll be my fault <br /> So don`t do drugs, and do exactly as I don`t, <br /> cause I`m bad for you <br /> <br /> Chorus: Mr. Mackey (Eminem) <br /> <br /> See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh) <br /> and if you don`t believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down) <br /> and if you don`t believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask) <br /> She`ll tell you how she does `em all the time (and she will) <br /> So kids say no to drugs (say no) <br /> So you don`t act like everyone else does (like I do) <br /> And there`s really nothin else to say (that`s right) <br /> Drugs are just bad, mmm`kay? <br /> <br /> [Mr. Mackey] (Eric Cartman) <br /> Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP!) <br /> Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick!) <br /> Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue me!) <br /> So don`t do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis!) <br /> so there`ll be more for me (Hippie! God damnit!) <br /> (Mushrooms killed Kenny! *fart* Ewww, ahhh!) <br /> (So, fucked up, right now..)