Nuttin` To Do

[Royce the 5-9, Eminem] <br /> [Royce] Yo if it wasn`t for your whip, I`d have nothin to strip <br /> [Em] If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin to slit <br /> If it wasn`t for the shrooms, I`d have nothin to chew <br /> [Royce] Yo.. <br /> [both] I`m just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do <br /> <br /> [Eminem] <br /> I am bored!!!!! <br /> I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders <br /> Ate hors d`oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound* <br /> Let you inhale the glock smell, while I`m rippin your wallet off <br /> And slippin a Molotov in your Cocktail (take that) <br /> Burnin your contracts, punch your A&R in the face *punch sound* <br /> Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts <br /> I`m on some shook shit, if it`s missin I took it (whoops!) <br /> Nurse look at this straightjacket, it`s crooked! <br /> I go to jail and murder you from a cell <br /> Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (FedEx) <br /> So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head <br /> When the rest of his body`s still alive RUNNIN? <br /> <br /> [Royce] <br /> Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by <br /> So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it <br /> For every hundred MC`s rhymin about birds <br /> Only about two-thirds`d really set it without words <br /> Yo you ain`t a thug, I can make you bitch up <br /> Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it`s rainin slugs (what?) <br /> I`m the hottest shit in the industry (uh) <br /> I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me <br /> You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast <br /> The Bad and Evil mad rap, I cover the Bad half <br /> You know how a thug in this shit`ll end up <br /> Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?) <br /> I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up <br /> Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up <br /> Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title <br /> You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible <br /> <br /> [Royce the 5-9, Eminem] <br /> [Royce] Yo if it wasn`t for your whip, I`d have nothin to strip <br /> [Em] If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin to slit <br /> If it wasn`t for the shrooms, I`d have nothin to chew <br /> [Royce] Yo.. <br /> [both] I`m just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do <br /> [Royce] Yo if it wasn`t for your whip, I`d have nothin to strip <br /> [Em] If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin to slit <br /> If it wasn`t for the shrooms, I`d have nothin to chew <br /> [Royce] Yo.. <br /> [both] I`m just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do <br /> <br /> [Eminem] <br /> *yawns* Forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated <br /> It takes six minutes to get applause (yay) <br /> And by the time you all catch on, I`ma end your career <br /> And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on! <br /> I`ll throw you off of ten floors .. *AHHHHHHH* <br /> Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this) <br /> I`m indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores <br /> To go outdoors and do some in-stores <br /> This bitch wanted to blow me, I said, "It oughta happen. <br /> You swallow cum bitch?" "No, but I brought a napkin" <br /> Gettin skullie while I`m autographin <br /> Got my daughter laughin cause I sent her mother Withewater raftin <br /> I`m not a fact, I`ma proven fear <br /> Mr. Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin, <br /> "Wait, wait, wait.. you ain`t movin here!" <br /> Lorena Bobbitt, c`mere, want a souveneir? <br /> I`ve been high as fuck, since I was a juvi-neer <br /> Juvenile? Same difference -- I need some `caine <br /> Cause I ain`t sniffed since I woke up the seven slain infants <br /> (Oh my God!) Brain implants and they say there`s a slim chance <br /> I won`t stay the same cause I traded brains with a chimpanz` <br /> <br /> [Royce] <br /> Walkin in swamp water with an M-16, out for the blood <br /> Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug <br /> To break braces, you say grace and make faces <br /> I`ll display hate and break you in eight places (what?) <br /> Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff <br /> Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off <br /> Dancin with the Devil leadin - I won`t die, I`m never leavin (what?) <br /> I pledge allegiance to forever breathin <br /> Street niggaz with nuts, what? My meat`s bigger (what?) <br /> Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers <br /> With a deathwish, thinkin I`m the nigga to mess with <br /> Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace <br /> For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?) <br /> A follower never had heart, he just loyal <br /> Thugs is glass doors, I see through em, put the heat to em <br /> Be careful you might get what you ask for <br /> <br /> [Royce the 5-9, Eminem] <br /> [Royce] Yo if it wasn`t for your whip, I`d have nothin to strip <br /> [Em] If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin to slit <br /> If it wasn`t for the shrooms, I`d have nothin to chew <br /> [Royce] Yo.. <br /> [both] I`m just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do <br /> [Royce] Yo if it wasn`t for your whip, I`d have nothin to strip <br /> [Em] If it wasn`t for a wrist, I`d have nothin to slit <br /> If it wasn`t for the shrooms, I`d have nothin to chew <br /> [Royce] Yo.. <br /> [both] I`m just fuckin with you, cause I got nothin to do <br /> <br /> [Em] The Bad.. the Evil.. <br /> The Bad.. the Evil..