Be My Guest

<br>With judy garland and ethel merman<br><br>Written by mel torme<br><br><br><br>Voice:<br><br><br><br>&gt;from television city in hollywood, the judy garland show!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>(speaking)<br><br><br><br>Good evening! we got a very exciting show planned for you tonight, i, weve<br><br><br><br>Marvellous people...<br><br><br><br>(singing)<br><br><br><br>Weve got barbra streisand<br><br><br><br>I think shes nice and<br><br><br><br>She has such voice and<br><br><br><br>She got such elegance<br><br><br><br>Its a joy to have her on my show!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>(applause)<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Judy! its great to be with you.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>Be my guest, be my guest<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>You know, Ive been a fan of yours since I was two.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>Be my guest, be my guest<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Well if I really am your guest<br><br><br><br>I have a small request<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>Anything you wanna do<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Anything? <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>Anything!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Can I replace you? <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>Be my guest, be my guest<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>(applause because ethel merman is entering the studio)<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>Hi, what a team! watch the team!<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>Im just so surprised to see ... you look marvellous<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>I feel pretty good. I was uhm...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>You know me fellas<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>Yeah, how about that, i, I was across the, I am across the hall here I was<br><br><br><br>Taping a red scelton show and ... gee...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>What did you do belting? <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>I was belting? I heard you two belting! I heard the noise and thats why i<br><br><br><br>Came in here. I just came in to say hello, thats all.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Judy<br><br><br><br>And how about this barbra? what about ...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>Yeah, isnt it great, the new belter!<br><br><br><br>Yeah, whats the next thing now after this... the next big thing? that you<br><br><br><br>...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Its called funny girl its about fanny brice you know,<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>Wonderfull! have a good...<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Based on her romance with nicky arnstein.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>You have a good composer? <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Barbra<br><br><br><br>Jule styne<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Ethel<br><br><br><br>Oh, jule styne, he wrote, he wrote gipsy, oh my goodness she couldnt<br><br><br><br>Have... oh, youre in good hands girl!