COME TO THE SUPERMARKET (IN OLD PEKING)

<br>If you want a fancy fan <br> Or a turkey born in Turkey-stan <br> Or a slave that`s awf`lly African <br> Or a Teapot early Ming, <br> Come to the supermarket in old Peking. <br><br> If you want to buy a kite <br> Or a pup to keep you up at night <br> Or a dwarf who used to know Snow White <br> Or a frog who loves to sing, <br> Come to the supermarket in old Peking. <br><br> They have: sunflow`r cakes, moonbeam cakes, <br> Gizzard cakes, lizard cakes, <br> Pickled eels, pickle snakes, <br> Fit for any king, <br><br> If you want a bust of jade <br> Or an egg that`s more or less decayed <br> Or in case you care to meet a maid <br> For a nice but naughty fling, <br><br> Come to the supermarket, <br> If you come on an ostrich, you can park it, <br> So come to the supermarket <br> And see Pe- <br> King. <br><br> If you want a gong to beat <br> Or a rickshaw with a sassy seat <br> Or a painting slightly indiscreet <br> That is simply riveting, <br> Come to the supermarket and see Peking. <br><br> Well, If you want some calico <br> Or a gentle water buffalo <br> Glow worm guaranteed to glow <br> Or a cloak inclined to cling, <br> Come to the supermarket in old Peking. <br><br> They have bird`s-nest soup, seaweed soup, <br> Noodle soup, poodle soup, <br> Talking crows with the croup, <br> Almost anything. <br><br> If you want to buy a saw <br> Or a fish delicious when it`s raw <br> Or a pill to kill your moth`r-in-law <br> Or a bee without a sting, <br><br> Come to the supermarket, <br> If you come on a turtle, you can park it, <br> So come to the supermarket <br> If you come on a goose, you can park it, <br> So come to the supermarket <br> And see <br> Pe- <br> King!