LET`S HEAR IT FOR ME

<br>Well I`ll be damned <br> No I won`t be damned <br> Because I have been damned <br> And I won`t be damned anymore! <br> I walked out <br> He didn`t walk out <br> It was me who walked out <br> It was me closing the door <br><br> &quot;Hello, Operator?&quot; I`d like to place a long distance call to a Mr. <br> Billy Rose in Cleveland Ohio. At the Cleveland Hotel. Um, no, no, no, <br> no. I`ll wait.&quot; <br><br> Billy`s an alley cat that`s for sure <br> Nick`s from a horsier class <br> But I`d rather be with a cat`s meow <br> Than a genuine thouroughbred horse`s ass! <br><br> &quot;Um, that`s alright. No. No message. Thank you.&quot; <br><br> One is fantasy, one is real <br> One is make believe, one is real <br> One is picture book, <br> More like comic book <br> One is real <br> Billy is real <br> I should have seen that before <br><br> All my life on the stage <br> I`m a big success <br> All my life off the stage <br> What a mess! <br> Oh what a mess! <br> All my life on the stage <br> How they cheer the clown <br> All my life off the stage <br> I kept closing out of town <br><br> When I`m up there I`m a great big star <br> And I get the heftiest lift <br> Howdy-Do! <br> Up there I`m a great big star <br> A solid and qualified hit <br> I`m gonna take what I do up there <br> And I`m gonna do it down here! <br><br> Quick as a lightning flash <br> I`m moving straight ahead <br> I`m gonna be a smash <br> I`m gonna knock `em dead.......