Bill So Horny

[What`ll we get for ten dollars?]<br>[Every t`ing you want.]<br>[Everything?]<br>[Every t`ing]<br><br>BILL:Monica?<br>MONICA:Yes, Bill?<br>B:Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?<br>M:I`d do anything, Bill.<br>B:Really?<br>M:Mm-hm.<br>B:Well, do you swallow?<br>M:I sure do, Bill.<br>B:You do?<br>M:Mm-hm.<br>B:Well, what would you do with this cigar?<br>M:Well why don`t you let me show you, Billy.<br><br>[Ooh!Don`t do that, baby!Ahh!]<br>[Hold on this!Oh, sock it to me!Aaah!]<br>Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)<br>[Ahh!Me so horny!]<br>[Me love you long time!]<br><br>Verse 1:Brother Marquis<br>Sittin` in my office with my dick on hard<br>Fuckin` all the interns `cause I`m the boss<br>Picked up the telephone to call one of my bitches<br>Said, "What`s up, Monica baby?Can you come and kiss it?"<br>She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,<br>Threw her draws on the floor and said "Fuck me!" like a whore<br>"I`m a freak in heat, a dog without warning!<br>Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan`s."<br><br>Chorus<br>BILL (during chorus):Now Monica ... Monica, c`mon, let`s go into the<br>Oval Office, girl.I just wanna break you off a lil` somethin` ... Come<br><br>on now, let`s go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...<br><br>Verse 2:Fresh Kid Ice<br>Gore always asks him why he sexes so much<br>It`s the perks of being Prez; you always get a nut<br>Since you`re married to Tipper, you shouldn`t be sad<br>Don`t tell Hilary so she won`t get mad<br>`Cause you know she`ll be disgusted if he ever gets busted<br>And Newt will be mad `cause he didn`t get the ass<br>He`s a Prez in heat, a freak without warning<br>He loves oral sex, `cause Bill so horny!<br><br>Chorus<br>BILL (during chorus):Oh, Monica, I want you to come over here<br>and break me off in the Oval Office, now ... di-did you bring your<br>Presidential knee-pads?I`m ready to get my freak on, girl, I don`t<br>know about you ... I`m not a player no more, girl ... naw, I just<br>crush a lot ...<br><br>Verse 3:Brother Marquis<br>You can say I`m a pervert or a desperate motherfucker<br>I`ll hook you up with Paula and let you do each other<br>I`ll play with your mind just like it`s a game<br>I`ll call my homie Vernon so we can run a "train"<br>And fuck Linda Tripp, `cause I hate that bitch<br>I even got her on tape sucking on my dick<br>I`m a freak in heat, a dog without warning<br>Hilary`s my wife, but Monica baby, you`re my woman<br><br>Chorus<br>BILL (during chorus):Oh Monica ... oh, I can`t believe it`s so<br>good, girl ... I`m gonna have to take you to the next Democratic<br>Convention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this`ll be good<br>for some vogues ... I can`t believe this ... ohhh God ...<br><br>Breakdown:<br>(Mixx cuts and scratches "Hey, what`s the matter, baby?")<br><br>Chorus<br>BILL (during chorus):Oh Monica, that`s ... oh, that feels so goood!<br>Ohh!Oh yes, ohhh!Oh!Ohh!Ohhhh!!!Oh yeah ... ohhh ... oh<br>yes!Oh ...<br><br>Verse 4:Fresh Kid Ice<br>It`s true you weren`t employed until you met Bill<br>He made you an intern, and you ratted still<br>You tell your parents that he turned you out<br>In the Oval Office of the White House<br>You said it yourself, you like it like he do<br>You put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it too<br>He`s a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn`t warn `em<br>He loves oral sex, `cause Bill so horny!<br><br>Chorus<br><br>Outro (repeated till end of track):<br>[Fuckie suckie]<br>[Me fuckie suckie]<br><br>BILL (during chorus and outro):Monica, I can`t believe you did this<br>to me!I gave you a job, woman!Dammit, why did you do this to me?<br>Now what`s America gonna think?I mean, it could`ve just been me,<br>you, and my wife Hilary!No one had to know!You didn`t have to go<br>tell everybody, now!Ken Starr`s on my case and ... bringin` up all<br>that Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and ... Jennifer Flowers stuff!My<br>wife won`t even talk to me!Hilary!Hilary!Hilary -- Chelsea, tell<br>your mom I`m talking to her!Hilary, talk to me, dammit!Cone on,<br>say somethin`!I`ll blow somethin` up if you don`t talk to me,<br>woman!I can`t believe this! ... My career`s in shambles ... but I<br>still love America!<br><br>[Me so horny]