The Ballad of John Yoko

<br>Standing on the dock at southampton<br><br>Trying to get to holland or france<br><br>The man in the mac<br><br>Said, &quot;youve gotta go back&quot;<br><br>You know, they didnt even give us a chance<br><br><br><br>Christ, you know it aint easy<br><br>You know how hard it can be<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me<br><br><br><br>Finally made the plane into paris<br><br>Honeymooning down by the seine<br><br>Peter brown called to say<br><br>&quot;you can make it okay<br><br>&quot;you can get married in gibraltar, near spain&quot;<br><br><br><br>Christ, you know it aint easy<br><br>You know how hard it can be<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me<br><br><br><br>Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton<br><br>Talking in our beds for a week<br><br>The newspeople said<br><br>&quot;say, whatre you doing in bed? &quot;<br><br>I said, &quot;were only trying to get us some peace&quot;<br><br><br><br>Christ, you know it aint easy<br><br>You know how hard it can be<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me<br><br><br><br>Made a lightning trip to vienna<br><br>Eating chocolate cakes in a bag<br><br>The newspapers said<br><br>&quot;shes gone to his head<br><br>&quot;they look just like two gurus in drag&quot;<br><br><br><br>Christ, you know it aint easy<br><br>You know how hard it can be<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me<br><br><br><br>Caught the early plane back to london<br><br>Fifty acrons tied in a sack<br><br>The men from the press<br><br>Said, &quot;we wish you success<br><br>&quot;its good to have the both of you back&quot;<br><br><br><br>Christ, you know it aint easy<br><br>You know how hard it can be<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me<br><br>The way things are going<br><br>Theyre gonna crucify me