Mom`s a Surfer

<br>Yo, my mom was a surfer <br>She surfed the big old waves <br>In Avalon New Jersey <br>She had a big ole brown board <br>With red stripes <br>Back in the day on the beach <br>When the break was right <br>She`ll make you tight <br>She`ll do the mashed potato <br>And the buckaroo<br><br>When she was inside the tube <br>Her legs was renewed <br>She was juice <br>And loose with her caboose in the bikini <br>All the fellas would whine <br>That she gets all the waves <br>And she looks so fine and pretty <br>So I wrote a ditty <br>In the days that I walked on the earth <br>Thats right, I said my mom can surf <br>Say Oh yeah <br>She`s got the motion <br>Thats right <br>Say oh yeah <br>She`s got the motion<br><br>Yo, Mary Jane Lorraine <br>Thats my mommas name <br>And when she steals your wave <br>Yo man, please don`t complain <br>The biggest wave of the day <br>Is for grabbing I`m not bragging <br>Thats right <br>I said my mom can surf <br>Like smurfette <br>She`ll be the only girl in the lineup <br>And at the bunkroom <br>All the fellows would line up <br>My dad couldn`t surf <br>But you know he got lucky <br>Momma 52 years old and still truckin` <br>In Hawaii, Escondido and California <br>Biaritz and Austrailia I think you better wait <br>South America, South Africa <br>What I`m telling ya <br>Is my mom can surf <br>And don`t ask her where shes from <br>Or even start joking <br>Cuz she`s good for a girl <br>And yes she`s always local<br><br>Oh, thats right <br>She`s got the motion yeah <br>I say, oh, thats right <br>Yeah she`s got the motion <br>There she goes man<br><br>So mom can surf <br>Now you know I know what to do <br>I looking for you <br>Yeah, the girl who says if it swells <br>You know I`ll ride it <br>Cuz surfer girls like surfing <br>And they never hide it <br>This little surfer girl <br>She`s gonna wax my stick <br>She`s driving old car from 1966 <br>I thought she was a mermaid <br>Floating in the ocean <br>Tell her on the beach <br>And rub her with some suntan lotion <br>She got the motion <br>Of the sea of love in the air <br>Gonna surf some bikes <br>Be a surfing pair <br>She`s the hitchikin` woman <br>And she thumbs around with me <br>Thats how it is and <br>And thats how its gonna be <br>So don`t be jealous <br>Man or start cursing <br>Cuz thats my girl <br>Don`t you know, she`s surfing<br><br>Oh, thats right <br>Yeah, she`s got the motion <br>Oh, thats right <br>Yeah, she got the motion <br>Oh, thats right <br>She got the motion <br>Mmmmm, thats right <br>Yeah, she got the motion