Lullabye

<br>D-em<br><br>D-em-g-d<br><br>Bm-c-g-d<br><br><br><br>&quot;only when I laugh, does it hurt.&quot;<br><br>The doctor says, &quot;please, son, remove your skirt.&quot;<br><br>&quot;id be glad to comply, but Im not wearing one.&quot;<br><br>The doctor says, &quot;thats strange, nor am i.&quot;<br><br><br><br>A scotsman throws a pole into the air<br><br>The alderman all vote in some affair<br><br>The mayor, he abstained--and aint that strange<br><br>Hes still a bachelor? perhaps hes gay.<br><br><br><br>A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab<br><br>Professors working madly in his lab<br><br>The assistant files her nails and checks her hair<br><br>Theres just a hint of danger in the air<br><br><br><br>Theres just a hint of danger in the air<br><br>No one is alarmed nor seems to care<br><br>Everyone is happy, were all fine<br><br>We all fall in love all the time<br><br><br><br>Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane<br><br>With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams<br><br>When we wake, we find that it has rained<br><br>When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep<br><br><br><br>So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep<br><br>Or rest your weary head and come to me<br><br>Move your lips and sing this lullabye<br><br>Move your lips and sing this lullabye