Idiot Boyfriend

<br>I know what you want<br>And I know what you need<br>But Im gonna screw it up, yeah<br>Cuz Im and idiot and Im your boyfriend yeah<br><br><br>Im gonna take you out<br>Leave my wad at home<br>And then Ill use your cell phone baby, long distance<br>And Im your boyfriend<br><br><br>Baby I know Im a man whos made mistakes<br>I still got some learnin to do<br>I made out with your best friend the other day<br>And now were best friends too, yeah<br><br><br>And I know what you want<br>I know what you need<br>But Im gonna screw it up, yeah<br>Cuz Im and idiot and Im your boyfriend yeah<br><br><br>And Im gonna get you a gift<br>But its something I like too<br>I hope you like this Norelco Big Trimmer<br>It has my name on it, and Im your boyfriend<br><br><br>Be-bebebebebe yeah dadadadadadada dadadadadadadadada<br>Ill get real drunk and call my baby up at four o clock in the morning<br>Im an idiot<br><br><br>(Jimmy talking)<br>Pick up the phone, come on, now look, <br>lets get in my dads SUV, <br>well go over to my house, my crib, my pad,<br>Ill tell my mom to go to sleep, <br>and then well have the living room all to ourselves you see, <br>Ill put on some great DVDs I picked up, <br>how about like something like The Matrix? <br>I can turn that boom-box up, <br>and make the bass snap a dime on my moms couch, yeah, hey baby, <br>you like fine cooking? Cuz you know what, <br>I got Swansons dinner in the freezer with your name on it, <br>check it out.yeah<br><br><br>I got a permanent wave, yeah<br>I got a ogle-b home purse baby<br>Uh, I honk the horn, <br>can you honk the horn <br>can you honk the horn <br>let me hear ya honk it<br>Come on<br><br><br>Let me hear you say Uh Uhyeah<br>Let me hear you say Uh Uh Uhyeah<br>Let me hear you say UH UHyeah<br>Let me hear you say (Jimmy moans)