Lies & Rumors

No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> No, no, no, no, no, no no no…. <br /> <br /> Now this thing here, no cause concern, but <br /> It`s just another story about a shark eating worms <br /> It`s not a riddle, but subliminally catches on <br /> How one little lie can turn into a bigger one <br /> <br /> When I was a young guppy in the sea <br /> You could see all the bigger fish picking on me <br /> ‘Cause they knew I didn`t really have the guard or bullet <br /> And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me <br /> <br /> I`m a never-ending story about a shark this big <br /> The load of kids that got an act for fizz <br /> So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips <br /> While I tell you ‘bout something stupid I did… <br /> <br /> [CHORUS] <br /> <br /> I`m off to work but I`m late (hey) But what can I say? (hey) <br /> I`m cool with the boss and of course it`s a payday <br /> We reachin` the weekend and I`ll be treatin` my baby <br /> Typical day, dude`s in the way – But hey wait! <br /> Shark`s in the water. Gotta duck in the corner ‘til I`m caught <br /> I`m a talk and a walk where I wanna <br /> eatin` the seaweed. Sippin` this green tea. <br /> Big fish in this small world. They`ll all believe me <br /> For knocking a shark off, protecting my city <br /> They all grab my CD and now I`m a popular rock star. <br /> Like it or not though. I`m a marvelous artist. <br /> Working my hardest and becoming a starfish. <br /> <br /> Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back. <br /> I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack <br /> It`s a dangerous scene. But I`m a Rasta man <br /> Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man. <br /> And this little pip squeak is gettin` on my nerves. <br /> So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves. <br /> So you better swim fast ‘cause I`m after ya <br /> And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin`. <br /> Cause I`m out and about. I`m bad news. <br /> A henchman - a jellyfish with an attitude. So listen. <br /> Swim for your life ‘cause I`m on your tail <br /> So frightenin` I scare a snail outta it`s shell. <br /> <br /> [CHORUS] <br /> <br /> I love this liquid. I`m silly when I`m in it and I bet <br /> (This water we`re standing in is wet. Duh….) <br /> What do you expect from me? <br /> I`m a platinum Jack Dempsey. Trying to get a fee. <br /> And everybody know that I`m the G of the sea. <br /> I just knocked this shark off. The dude tried to eat me. <br /> I guess he didn`t like me. It might be because I`m a Pisces. <br /> They always try to take me lightly. So why the trouble? <br /> I just wanna hustle and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles. <br /> I don`t want to make a mistake ‘cause these fishermen will set you up <br /> And I ain`t fallin` for the bait <br /> <br /> Daddy – what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo? <br /> We`re gonna eat him. What do you think? <br /> <br /> I`m a lion fish with dreams of making it big. <br /> House in the ocean, three ugly kids. <br /> And why everybody keep on picking on me? <br /> I`m the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea. <br /> Heck no. I ain`t nobody dish <br /> Cause I`m in love with Angie – the beautiful angelfish <br /> [kissing sound] <br /> Give me a kiss baby <br /> I`m running from the white shark <br /> You are trying to make me crazy. <br /> <br /> [CHORUS]