Offend In Every Way

I`m patient of this plan as humble as I can I`ll wait another day before I turn away but know this much is true no matter what I do offend in every way I don`t know what to say I`m coming through the door but they`re expecting more of an interesting man sometimes I think I can but how much can I fake I`ll speak until I break with every word I say offend in every way You tell me to relax and listen to these facts that everyone`s my friend and will be till the end but know this much is true no matter what I do no matter what I say offend in every way