I Am The Walrus

I am he<br>As you are he<br>As you are me<br>And we are all together.<br>See how they run<br>Like pigs from a gun<br>See how they fly. I’m crying.<br>Sitting on a cornflake - waiting for the van to come.<br>Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody<br>Tuesday man you been a naughty boy<br>You let your face grow long.<br>I am the eggman oh, they are the eggman -<br>Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO G’JOOB.<br>Mr. City policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row,<br>See how they fly<br>Like Lucy in the sky<br>See how they run. I’m crying - I’m crying I’m crying.<br>Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog’s eye.<br>Crabalocker fishwife pornographic<br>Priestess boy you been a naughty girl,<br>You let your knickers down.<br>I am the eggman oh, they are the eggmen -<br>Oh I am the walrus. GOO GOO G’JOOB.<br>Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun,<br>If the sun don’t come, you get a tan from<br>Standing in the English rain.<br>I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -<br>Oh I am the walrus. G’JOOB, G’GOO, G’JOOB.<br>Expert texpert choking smokers<br>Don’t you think the joker laughs at you? Ha ha ha!<br>See how they smile,<br>Like pigs in a sty,<br>See how they snied. I’m crying.<br>Semoline pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower.<br>Elementary penguin singing Hare Khrishna<br>Man you should have seen them<br>Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.<br>I am the eggman oh, they are they eggmen -<br>Oh I am the walrus GOO GOO GOO JOOB<br>GOO GOO GOO JOOB GOO GOO<br>GOOOOOOOOOOOJOOOOOB.<br>