Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park,<br>Shaves in the dark<br>Trying to save paper.<br>Sleeps in a hole in the road<br>Saving up to buy some clothes.<br>Keeps a ten bob note up his nose,<br>Such a mean old man, such a mean old man.<br>His sister Pam works in a shop,<br>She never stops, she’s a go getter.<br>Takes him out to look at the Queen,<br>Only place that he’s ever been.<br>Always shouts out something obscene,<br>Such a dirty old man, dirty old man.