Rocky Raccoon

Now somewhere in the black moutain hills of Dakota<br>There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon.<br>And one day his woman ran off with another guy.<br>Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn’t like that.<br>He said I’m gonna get that boy.<br>So one day he walked in to town<br>Booked himself a room in the local saloon.<br>Rocky Raccoon checked into his room<br>Only to find Gideon’s Bible.<br>Rocky had come equipped with a gun<br>To shoot off the legs of his rival.<br>His rival it seems had broken his dreams<br>By stealing the girl of his fancy.<br>Her name was Magill and she called herself Lill<br>But everyone knew her as Nancy.<br>Now she and her man who called himself Dan<br>Were in the next room at the hoe down.<br>Rocky bust in and grinning a grin.<br>He said Danny boy this is a showdown<br>But Daniel was hot – he drew first and shot<br>And Rocky collapsed in the corner.<br>Now the doctor came in stinking of gin<br>And proceeded to lie on the table.<br>He said Rocky you met your match.<br>And Rocky said, Doc it’s only a scratch<br>And I’ll be better, I’ll be better doc as soon as I am able.<br>Now Rocky Raccoon he fell back in his room<br>Only to find Gideon’s Bible.<br>Gideon checked out and he left in no doubt<br>To help with good Rocky’s revival.<br>