Help Is On The Way

So you want to love me But you don`t know why You`ve got a problem up ahead That`s in sight Love to meet your uncle Only as I was saying I have a relative myself the same type Call yourself a man I said, why not if it`s true I said, you call yourself a taxi and fly And like a bird she flew out of the window Leaving me a box of milk tray A note upon it to say If nothing`s alright it`s okay `Cos help is on the way. Sorry to disturb you At this awful hour But I was wondering If you have the time Supposed to meet a woman here At half past eight And now you`re telling me It`s already nine Man you should have seen it As the boat overturned There was a cry out From a hand or a leg And like a stone she went Down to the bottom Leaving us above in dismay Despite the captain who`d say If nothing`s alright it`s okay `Cos help is on the way. I got a letter It came as a note It said, I`m sorry I haven`t spoke It was written out in Braille So I knew that it felt good Right from the start solo part I tried to reach you but you weren`t at home I left a message Right after the tone It said, sorry I`m not in If you`d care to call again I`ll get back to you - back to you. So you want to love me But you don`t know why You`ve got a bee up in your bonnet That`s fine Nothing like a buzz going around Your head To clear the cobwebs from the state Of your mind Well, you won`t believe this But believe me It`s true I had this woman In the palm of my hand When like a madman She leapt out the windowv Leaving me a box of milk tray A note upon it to say, If nothing`s alright it`s okay `Cos help is on the way.