Record Thieves

Hey, can I borrow that? <br>I promise I`ll give it back next time. <br>But take a good look at it, you`ll never see it again. <br>I`ll steal anything just as long as it`s collectible.<br>But if you steal something better than me,<br>I`ll turn you in.<br>Yes, we are record thieves. <br>Existing to please ourselves. <br>If you invite us in, keep watch on you record shelves. <br>If we can`t have it, no one can. <br>So if you have something we want, <br>we`ll ask to borrow it for "just a few days." <br>And forevermore it will be gone.<br>Hey be careful when you pick that up. <br>Don`t get fingerprints on the cover - that album is rare. <br>Oh, what? That`s yours? <br>Oh yeah, I borrowed it a year ago. <br>So go ahead and thrash it, ya know I don`t really care.