Dirty Dancin

<br>* - originally appeared on the Jerky Boys soundtrack, bonus cut on CD<br>* - was originally listed as a Wu-Tang Clan song<br><br>(Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from Raw)<br>(this is going on in the background during the Intro and part<br> of the first verse)<br><br>You know God damn well I don`t smoke this shit Meth<br>*coughing* Know damn well I don`t smoke this sheyit<br>Know damn well!<br>I remember when we used to go down to the creek<br>Member when we used to go down to the creek?<br>And used to dip your head in the water?<br>Everybody thought you had it in you, you know<br>You used to jump out the water<br>the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy<br>What? I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy<br><br>Intro: Ol Dirty Bastard<br><br>Clean out my vocals<br>Yeah, I said YEAH<br>I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh<br>*more nonsense noises*<br>chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo<br>C`mon baby baby, baby, baby<br>Baby, baby, baby, c`mon!<br><br>Verse One:<br><br>Superlogical this, superlogical that<br>I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap<br>I elect myself President MC<br>My career so intelligent, unique physique<br>Then with mathematics, not democratic<br>static, topic, Asiatic<br>Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...<br>Bring it on back<br><br>Superlogical this, superlogical that<br>I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!<br>I elect myself President MC<br>My career so intelligent, unique physique<br>Doin mathematics and I`m not democratci<br>No static, topic, I`m Asiatic<br>See, I`m Unique, never... blarhalal...<br><br>Verse Two: Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard<br><br>Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I`m shady, sheisty<br>Get your weight up, don`t take me lightly<br>Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness<br>It`s the Meth-Tical with the Bastard<br><br>MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas<br>My gammmmme, to kick your ass<br>Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh!<br>Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!<br><br>Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I`m shittin<br>on the industry that was frontin now they missin<br>What everybody else is gettin<br>Cuz they wasn`t representin the real...<br><br>...appeal, like me and, old time<br>When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine?<br>Be the original G<br>Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be<br><br>Interlude: Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man<br><br>You are now in my trance<br> You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy<br>You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy<br> and sleeeeppieeerrrrr<br>And sleepy, and sleepy<br><br>Verse Three: Method Man<br><br>This one here`s for my people, my people<br>Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel<br>Part two, for me and the cipher troop<br>With the Teflon lyrics that you can`t get through<br>With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what?<br>You ain`t hittin with that wack shit you kickin<br>Straight from the beginning, of the game<br>All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain<br>Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA<br>Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger<br><br>Outro: Ol Dirty Bastard<br><br>The hardware, choose the hardware<br>Ask you a question, test the Ason<br>Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one<br>which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the...<br>ohhhh....<br>Here I go, aauhhh<br>Yeahhh... <br>(shit that makes me high) *2<br><br>*2 - leads into Harlem World on the album version