United States Of Whatever

<br>I went down to the beach and saw Kiki <br><br>She was, like, all "ehhhh" <br><br>And I was, like, "whatever!" <br><br><br><br>Then this chick comes up to me and she`s all, like, <br><br>"Hey, aren`t you that dude?" <br><br>And I`m, like, "yeah, whatever!" <br><br><br><br>So later I`m at the pool hall <br><br>And this girl comes up <br><br>And she`s, like, "awww" <br><br>And I`m, like, "yeah, whatever!" <br><br><br><br>Cuz this is my <br><br>United States of Whatever! <br><br>And this is my <br><br>United States of Whatever! <br><br>And this is my <br><br>United States of Whatever! <br><br><br><br>And then it`s three A.M. <br><br>And I`m on the corner, wearing my leather <br><br>This dude comes up and he`s, like, "hey, punk!" <br><br>I`m, like, "yeah, whatever!" <br><br><br><br>Then I`m throwing dice in the alley <br><br>Officer Leroy comes up and is, like, <br><br>"Hey, I thought I told you..." <br><br>And I`m, like, "yeah, whatever!" <br><br><br><br>And then up comes Zafo <br><br>I`m, like, "yo, Zafo. What`s up?" <br><br>He`s, like, "nothin`" <br><br>And I`m, like, "that`s cool." <br><br><br><br>Cuz this is my <br><br>United States of Whatever! <br><br>And this is my <br><br>United States of Whatever!