The Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly

<br>I know an old lady<br>She swallowed a fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallow the fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die<br><br>I know an old lady <br>Who swallow a spider<br>It wiggled and jiggled<br>And tickled inside her<br><br>She swallowed a spider <br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallowed the fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die<br><br>I know and old lady<br>Who swallowed a bird<br>Isn`t that ubsurd<br>To swallow a bird?<br><br>She swallowed the bird <br>To catch the spider<br>Who wiggled and jiggled <br>And tickled inside her<br>She swallowed the spider<br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallowed a fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die<br><br>I know and old lady <br>Who swallowed a cat<br>Just imagine that<br>She swallowed a cat<br>She swallowed the cat<br>To catch the bird<br>She swallowed the bird<br>To catch the spider<br>Who wiggled and jiggled <br>And tickled inside her<br>And she swallowed the spider<br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallowed the fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die!<br><br>I know an old lady who swallowed a dog<br>Ooh, what a hog<br>She swallowed the dog<br>She swallowed the dog<br>To catch the the cat<br>She swallowed the cat<br>To catch the bird<br>And she swallowed the bird <br>To catch the spider<br>Who wiggled and jiggled<br>And tickled inside her<br>And she swallowed the spider<br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallowed the fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die<br><br>I know an old lady<br>Who swallowed a goat<br>She just opened her throat<br>And swallowed a goat<br>She swallowed the goat<br>To catch the dog<br>She swallowed the dog<br>To catch the cat<br>She swallowed the cat<br>To catch the bird<br>And she swallowed the bird <br>To catch the spider<br>Who wiggled and jiggled<br>And tickled inside her <br>And she swallowed the spider <br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallowed the fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die<br><br>And I knew an old lady<br>Who swallowed a minister<br>Is`nt that sinister?<br>To swallow a minister<br>She swallowed a minister <br>To catch the goat<br>And she swallowed a goat<br>To catch the dog<br>And she swallowed a dog<br>To catch the cat<br>She swallowed the cat<br>To catch the bird<br>And she swallowed the bird <br>To catch the spider<br>That wiggled and jiggled <br>And tickled inside her<br>And she swallowed th spider<br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why <br>She swallowed the fly.<br><br>- I guess she`ll die<br><br>I know an old lady<br>Who swallowed a rhinosaurus<br>Isn`t that preposterous!<br>To swallow a rhinosaurus<br>She swallowed a rhinosaurus<br>To catch the minister<br>She swallowed the minister<br>To catch the goat<br>She swallowed the goat <br>To catch the dog<br>She swallowed the dog <br>To catch the cat<br>She swallowed the cat<br>To catch the bird<br>And she swallowed a bird<br>To catch the spider<br>That wiggled and jiggled<br>And tickled inside her<br>And she swallowed the spider<br>To catch the fly<br>But I don`t know why<br>She swallowed the fly<br><br>- I guess she`ll die!<br><br>I know an old lady<br>Who swallowed a horse...she choked! (Alt. She`s dead of course)