Shes No Lady

<br>She hates my mama<br><br>She hates my daddy too<br><br>She loves to tell me<br><br>She hates the things I do<br><br>She loves to lie beside me<br><br>Almost every night<br><br>Shes no lady shes my wife<br><br><br><br>The preacher asked her<br><br>And she said I do<br><br>The preacher asked me<br><br>And she said yes he does too<br><br>And the preacher said<br><br>I pronounce you 99 to life<br><br>Son shes no lady shes your wife<br><br><br><br>And I cant remember<br><br>How I met her<br><br>Seems like shes always just been hanging here off my right arm<br><br>And I cant remember<br><br>How I ever<br><br>Thought that I just couldnt live without a womans charm<br><br><br><br>And even though<br><br>She loves the smell of french perfume<br><br>And even though<br><br>She walks around in high-heel shoes<br><br>All I know<br><br>Is Im the one who pays her price<br><br>Man shes no lady shes my wife<br><br><br><br>And I cant remember<br><br>How I met her<br><br>Seems like shes always just been hanging here off my right arm<br><br>And I cant remember<br><br>How I ever<br><br>Thought that I just couldnt live without a womans charm<br><br><br><br>Yea she hates my mama<br><br>She hates my daddy too<br><br>She loves to tell me<br><br>She hates the things I do<br><br>She loves to lie beside me<br><br>Almost every night<br><br>Shes no lady shes my wife