Sonja

<br>Ive never been lucky<br><br>At picking up women<br><br>But this life that I live<br><br>Is not one that I choose<br><br>She was a waitress<br><br>With hair blond and curly<br><br>With a pretty black dress<br><br>And those japanese shoes<br><br><br><br>Man I need to impress her<br><br>cause Id like to undress her<br><br>I need a song about sonja<br><br>When Im singing tonight<br><br><br><br>She looked so pretty<br><br>As she poured my coffee<br><br>But she had her eye<br><br>On my freind at the bar<br><br>And I watched her watch him<br><br>And I watched her thinking<br><br>I wish her eye was on me<br><br><br><br>Man I need to impress her<br><br>cause Id like to undress her<br><br>I need a song about sonja<br><br>When Im singing tonight<br><br><br><br>And if I could sing her<br><br>A tender love ballad<br><br>Id hope that the audience might sing along<br><br>But I cant find the right way<br><br>To tell her my feelings<br><br>And still make the words rhyme with sonja<br><br><br><br>No Ive never been lucky<br><br>At picking up women<br><br>But this life that I live<br><br>Is not one that I choose<br><br>She was a waitress<br><br>Now shes gone forever<br><br>And Im stuck with this song<br><br>That I never will use<br><br><br><br>Man you need to impress her<br><br>If you want to undress her<br><br>Sing a song about sonja<br><br>When youre singing tonight<br><br>Sing a song about sonja<br><br>When youre singing tonight