Christopher Columbus

Once upon a time I had this idea<br>That the world was round like me<br>So I asked the queen for three fine ships<br>To sail across the sea<br><br>Traveling with hoodlums as my crewman<br>Made me quite a little scared<br>Luckily I found that in the new world<br>Somebody was already there<br><br>I wasn`t very sure just what to call them<br>See the funny clothes they wear<br>So I called them Indians<br>`Cause I knew they were already there