Shes Way Too Cute for Him

<br>I was hangin with my buddies at the no-tell motel bar<br><br>Solvin every problem in the world with a drink and an imitation cuban cigar.<br><br>When in walked an angel built for sin,<br><br>On the arm of somethin that the cat drug in...<br><br>M- hmm, shes way too cute for him.<br><br><br><br>That boys gotta have something<br><br>But its nothin I can see<br><br>Is it a swiss account? a fancy car? <br><br>Or a well-heeled family tree? <br><br>Dont wanna get too down on that poor lil guy<br><br>Who must be eddie van halen in a great disguise<br><br>cause a girl like that can name her who or when<br><br>Shes way too cute for him<br><br><br><br>Whats he got that I aint got? <br><br>Im ready and willin to learn<br><br>Just give me one more shot cause like it or not<br><br>Right now hes got her!<br><br><br><br>Is he some kind of surgeon imported from france? <br><br>Does he move like michael jackson when she gets him to dance? <br><br>Does he sing like sinatra? <br><br>Does he spend like trump? <br><br>Whats a queen like that doin with forest gump? <br><br>Does he always take the checker at the indy 5? <br><br>Hold some kind of record as the oldest alive? <br><br>Must be cia, or have some high powered friends<br><br>Shes way too cute for him<br><br>Somebody give me a clue, help me understand<br><br>That girls way too cute for him!