Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of

<br>There`s many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;<br>There`s many a young boy who feels things he don`t comprehend.<br>Well small town don`t like it when somebody falls between sexes,<br>No, small town don`t like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.<br><br>Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there`s a feminine,<br>And inside every lady there`s a deep manly voice loud and clear.<br>Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,<br>But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.<br><br>Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —<br>What did you think those saddles and boots was about?<br>There`s many a cowboy who don`t understand the way that he feels towards his <br>brother,<br>Inside every cowboy there`s a lady who`d love to slip out.<br><br>Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,<br>And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.<br>Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,<br>But I`ll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:<br><br>Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —<br>That`s why they wear leather, and Levi`s and belts buckled tight.<br>There`s many a cowboy who don`t understand the way that he feels towards his <br>brother;<br>There`s many a cowboy who`s more like a lady at night.<br><br>Well there`s always somebody who says what the others just whisper,<br>And mostly that someone`s the first one to get shot down dead:<br>When you talk to a cowboy don`t treat him like he was a sister<br>Don`t mess with the lady that`s sleepin` in each cowboy`s head.<br><br>Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —<br>Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;<br>There`s many a cowboy who don`t understand the way that he feels towards his <br>brother;<br>There`s many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he`s done.