Touch My Joe Camel

<br>I saw the billboard and thought of you<br>Low hanging balls, round and smooth<br>I don`t smoke, ain`t gonna start<br>Just `cause they made public a private part<br>They give pleasure, let there be no doubt<br>I like having one in my mouth<br>I want to touch your Joe Camel<br>I want to touch your Joe Camel<br>And while we`re at it, reach out and grab it<br>Touch my Joe Camel<br>Take those shades off your head<br>Let`s see `em perched between your legs<br>Those frames you wear, hard and metallic<br>Look good on top of something phallic<br>Sneak up on you from the back<br>Reach round front, feel your hardpack<br>The company denies it all<br>They say it`s not a cock and balls<br>Little kids, even they understand<br>It`s not a camel`s face, but a sexual gland<br>They don`t know what it`s doing to us<br>I get turned on just by seeing a bus