Colin Zeal

<br>Colin zeal knows the value of mass appeal<br><br>Hes a pedestrian walker, hes a civil talker<br><br>Hes an affable man with a plausible plan<br><br>Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand<br><br><br><br>(and then he..)<br><br><br><br>Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again<br><br>Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br><br><br>While sitting in traffic, colin thinks in automatic<br><br>Hes an immaculate dresser, hes your common aggressor<br><br>Hes a modern retard with a love of bombast<br><br>Keeps his eye on the news, doesnt dwells on the past<br><br><br><br>(and then he..)<br><br><br><br>Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again<br><br>Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br><br><br>(and then he..)<br><br><br><br>Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again<br><br>Looks at his watch, hes on time yet again<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br>Hes pleased with himself, hes so pleased with himself<br><br>Hes so pleased with himself, ah ha<br><br><br><br>(through the megaphone, along with last chorus:<br><br>Hes a modern retard, hes terminal lard<br><br>Hes an affable man, with a carrotene tan<br><br>Because colin zeals ill<br><br>Colin zeals ill<br><br>Colin zeals ill)<br><br><br><br>cos colin zeal knows