I`m Not A Popstar Today

I`m not a popstar today! I`m an artist; I`m Rolf Harris! I`m not a popstar today! I`m Paul Daniels; I am small, I am bald with a bird called Debby McGee! (Laughter) I`ve gone a bit mad today! I`ve gone bonkers! I`ve gone loopy! I`ve gone a bit mad today! I`ve gone mental! I went cuckoo! I think I`m a touch insa-a-a-a-ane! Shall we do it again? I`m not a popstar today! I`m a farmer; I`m Old MacDonald! I`m not a popstar today! I`m a footballer with big boots, hairy legs and a big, massive muscly chest! (Laughter) I`ve gone a bit mad today! I`ve gone bonkers! I`ve gone loopy! I`ve gone a bit mad today! I`ve gone mental! I went cuckoo! I think I`m a touch insa-a-a-a-ane! I`m not a popstar today! I`m -beep- -beep-! I go (Laughter)! I`m not a popstar today! I`m Knight Rider! I`ve got a big car, that talks to me and twiddles my hair when I`m on the beach! Goodnight! (Alright boys, wrap it up now...)