Family

<br>Dad: First was me <br><br>Mom: Then was we <br><br>(the son and daughter come out) <br><br>Mom and Dad: Then was them <br><br>All: And that made all of us <br>And we`re a family! <br>A family! <br>A family! <br>Each loves the other <br>Mother, father, sister, brother! <br><br>(they run back behind the screen, then come out again in a repeat of the above, only in different outfits, and each one in a different role.) <br><br>Dad: First was me <br><br>Mom: Then was we <br><br>(the son and daughter come out) <br><br>Mom and Dad: Then was them <br><br>All: And that made all of us <br>And we`re a family! <br>A family! <br>A family! <br>Each loves the other <br>Mother, father, sister, brother! <br><br>And the dooooog came later on <br>And so did the cat <br>And the goldfish <br>And the turtle and the frog <br>And the car (don`t forget about that) <br>Until we moved and we sold it <br><br>(back behind the screen to change outfits and identities.) <br><br>Dad: First was me <br><br>Mom: Then was we <br><br>(the son and daughter come out) <br><br>Mom and Dad: Then was them <br><br>All: And that made all of us <br>And we`re a family! <br>A family! <br>A family! <br>Each loves the other <br>Mother, father, sister, brother! <br><br>(back behind the screen, this time coming out dressed as the animals.) <br><br>And the dooooog came later on <br>And so did the cat <br>And the goldfish <br>And the turtle and the frog <br>And the car (don`t forget about that) <br>Until we moved and we sold it <br><br>Dad: First was me <br><br>Mom: Then was we <br><br>Mom and Dad: Then was them <br><br>All: And that made all of us <br>And we`re a family! <br>A family! <br>A family! <br>Each loves the other <br>Mother, father, sister, brother! <br>It`s plain to seeeeee <br>That we`re just a perfectly ordinary <br>Ordinarily perfect <br><br>(Spin around, change outfits) <br><br>Perfectly ordinary <br>Ordinarily perfect <br><br>(Spin and change again) <br><br>Perfectly ordinary <br>Ordinarily perfect <br><br>(Spin and change again) <br><br>FAMILY! <br><br>(At that they look at themselves, the last change leaves them wildly mixed up, the girl has a big black mustache, the dad in a wig and ribbons, everything mismatched.)