I Love My Elbows

<br>I love my elbows <br>Let`s get straight to the point <br>I love my elbows <br>Yeah they`re my favorite joint <br>They bend my arms with so much charm and finesse <br><br>I love my elbows <br>Take my ankles, please! <br>I love my elbows <br>So much I`m weak in the knees <br>Without these two I`d sure be blue I confess <br><br>Yeah thanks to elbows, I`m a fella <br>Who`s got a hook for his umbrella <br>And for cool and casual leaning, <br>Boy are they great! <br><br>And right below my shoulders, <br>They`re the perfect package holders <br>Just use them any time you want <br>Or even make `em straight (crash as package falls) <br><br>I love my elbows! <br>They really top my list <br>I love my elbows, <br>Even more than my wrists <br><br>They`re flexible and bony <br>They help answer the phone-y <br>They`re useful when you want to touch <br>Your fingers to your nose <br><br>That`s right, it`s true, I love...... <br>my elbows! <br>I love my elbows they`re my favorite joint!