Pretty Little Song

<br>Man: I know a song, and it goes like this: "Hmm-mmm"<br>It`s a pretty little song, and it goes like this: "Hmm-mmm"<br>I can`t remember how the rest of it goes<br>But, one fine morning, I suppose<br>I`ll remember the end of the pretty little song<br>I know a song that the birds all sing: "Tweedle-dee!"<br><br>Bird: Tweedle-dee!<br><br>Man: It`s a pretty little song that the birds all sing: "Tweedle-dee!"<br><br>Bird: Tweedle-dee!<br><br>Man: They sing it all day and they sing it all night<br>And I guess they think that they sing it all right<br>But they can`t remember the end of the pretty little song!<br><br>Bird: Pretty little song!<br><br>Man: Pretty little song!<br><br>Bird: Pretty little song!<br><br>Man: Catchy little tune!<br><br>Bird: Catchy little tune!<br><br>Man: You can hear me sing it by the light of the silvery moon<br>Catchy little tune!<br><br>Bird: Catchy little tune!<br><br>Man: Pretty little song!<br><br>Bird: Pretty little song!<br><br>Man: But, when I get to the end, it goes all wrong!<br>I know a song, and it goes like this: "Doodle-doo!"<br><br>Bird: Doodle-doo!<br><br>Man: It`s a pretty little song, and it goes like this: "Doodle-doo!"<br><br>Bird: Doodle-doo!<br><br>Man: I can`t remember how the rest of how it goes<br>But it`s gotta have an ending, I suppose<br>Doesn`t somebody know the end of the pretty little song?<br>(speaking)<br>I`m getting tired of singin` this pretty little song!<br><br>Bird: Me, too!<br><br>Man: There oughta be a law against singin` the pretty little song!<br><br>Bird: That`s true!<br><br>Man (to bird): You sure you don`t know anybody who knows the end of this song?<br>(Bird shakes head and starts whistling.)<br>I gotta find my way outta this pretty little song! (to camera) If you know anybody who knows the end of this song, would you have him call me collect?<br>Stuck right in the middle of a pretty little song!