Surprise

<br>Big Bird: I have a little song. <br>It isn`t very long. <br>(missing lines) <br><br>(Scene changes to show Bob, wearing an old-fashioned boy`s costume with straw hat.) <br><br>Bob (speaking): Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. (A lot of water splashes on him.) <br><br>(Scene changes to show Bob in ordinary outfit, at Oscar`s can.) <br><br>Bob (singing): You go to visit Oscar. You knock upon his can. <br>(Knocks, lid opens and someone says:) <br><br>Unidentified voice (speaking): Oscar isn`t in! <br><br>(Scene changes to Maria and a human baker.) <br><br>Maria (singing): You go to see a baker. <br>He`s making custard pies. <br>You ask if you can have one, and the baker yells: <br><br>Baker (holds up a pie): Surprise! (Ready to throw it in her face) <br><br>Maria (holds up another pie and throws it in his face first): Surprise! <br><br>Chorus: Surprise, surprise, surprise! <br><br>(Scene changes to show Bob, wearing Jack and Jill costume.) <br><br>Bob (speaking): Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. (A bunch of snow dumps on him.) <br><br>(Scene changes to someone who looks out window and sees Grover hanging from a pole.) <br><br>Grover: I don`t know how I got here. <br>(missing lines) <br>I`m in for a ... (loses his grip and yells as he falls) <br>SURPRIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEE! <br><br>(Scene changes to show Big Bird, sadly walking down Sesame Street.) <br><br>Big Bird (singing): Today it is your birthday, you`re feeling kind of rotten, <br>Seems all your friends and relatives - they somehow have forgotten, <br>You`re feeling sad and lonely when, right before your eyes, <br>All your friends and relatives jump out and yell "SURPRISE!" <br><br>Maria: We knew it was your birthday. <br><br>Mister Hooper (holding up a sweater): I hope this is your size. <br><br>(I don`t know the rest, but I`m pretty sure it ends with "Surprise!")