Wet Paint (David`s Version)

<br>(David is standing by a bench with a "Wet Paint" sign. Gordon enters.) <br><br>David: Wet paint. <br><br>(Gordon sits on bench.) <br><br>David: Never sit where you see "Wet Paint." <br>`Cause if you do, you might say, "Yipes!" <br>When your brand new clothes are covered with stripes! <br><br>(Gordon gets up and finds paint stripes on his clothes.) <br><br>David: Wet paint! <br>It`s so sloppy! <br>Wet paint! <br>It`s so gloppy! <br>Wet paint! <br>Stay away from wet paint. <br><br>(David walks over to Maria, who is standing by a lamp-post with a "Wet Paint" sign.) <br><br>David: Wet paint! <br>Never touch where you see "Wet Paint." <br><br>(Maria touches lamp-post, then stops and pulls away her hand, which is now covered with paint.) <br><br>David: `Cause if you do, please understand, <br>You`ll have gunky paint all over your hand! <br>Wet paint! <br>It`s so sticky! <br>Wet paint! <br>Really icky! <br>Wet paint! <br>Stay away from wet paint. <br><br>(I don`t remember most of the words to the last verse, except that Gordon and Maria cover David with paint and hang a "Wet Paint" sign on him.) <br><br>(?) <br>Gordon and Maria: And we`ll hang a "Wet Paint" sign on you! <br>Wet paint! <br>(?) <br>Wet paint! <br>(?) <br>Wet paint! <br>Stay away from wet paint! <br>Wet paint!