What`s My Letter

<br>Announcer: And now, it`s time for that great new game show "What`s My Letter?". And here`s the host of the show, Guy Smiley.<br><br>(applause)<br><br>Guy: Thank you! Thank you! And now, before we begin our game, let me tell you that today`s letter is the letter "E". Remember, that`s the letter "E". And now, let`s meet our first contestant, a lovely young lady, Miss Prairie Dawn.<br><br>(applause) <br><br>Prairie: Thank you. It is sincerely a pleasure to be here Guy.<br><br>Guy: And now, Prairie, here is your question. In the alphabet, what letter comes after the letter "D"?<br><br>Prairie: Oh mercy, I am afraid I do not know.<br><br>Guy: Think now Prairie it comes after D and just before F.<br><br>Prairie: Uh-huh. Oh, what a puzzler.<br><br>Guy: Sometimes it sounds like Eh as in egg, elbow, and elephant.<br><br>Prairie: Egg, elbow, elephant. Oh, I have not the faintest.<br><br>Guy: Other times it sounds like eee, as in eat, Easter, and evening.<br><br>Prairie: This is a very difficult question.<br><br>Guy: Time is running out. Remember if you answer correctly, you will win our grand prize, this delightful pet mouse.<br><br>Prairie: A mouse??!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!<br><br>Guy: That`s absolutely right! Yes! E is the letter right after D, and here is your mouse!<br><br>Prairie: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!<br><br>Guy: That`s all the time we have for today, get off the table Prairie. Tune in next time for another exciting game of What`s My Letter?<br><br>Prairie: EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEE!