On The Road (Reprise)

"Here comes the bride" is a lovely little ditty But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do `Cause love won`t pay the mortgage or put porridge in your bowl Dearie, marry the mole True, it`s a fact that he`s not exactly witty He`s blinder than a bat but at least his eyes are blue His breath may be alarming but he`s charming, for a troll Dearie, marry the mole Romeo and Juliet Were very much in love when they were wed They honoured every vow So where are they now? They`re dead, dead, very very dead Poor Thumbelina, your brain`s so itty bitty I hate to seem a pest but I know what`s best for you Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole Take my advice, I`ll bring the rice Dearie, marry the mole Marry the mole Marry that mole M is for money Oh... L-E!