Personality

<br>When Madam Pompadour was on a ballroom floor <br>Said all the gentlemen &quot;Obviously,&quot; <br>&quot;The madam has the cutest personality&quot; <br><br>And think of all the books about Du Barry`s looks <br>What was it made her the toast of Paree? <br>She had a well-developed personality <br><br>(What did Romeo see in Juliet?) <br>(Or Figaro in Figarette?) <br>(Or Jupiter in Juno?) <br>You know! <br><br>And when Salome danced and had the boys entranced <br>No doubt it must have been easy to see <br>That she knew how to use her personality <br><br>(A girl can learn to spell and take dictation well) <br>(And never sit on the boss`s left knee) <br>(Unless she`s got a perfect personality) <br><br>(A girl can get somewhere in spite of stringy hair) <br>(Or even just a bit bowed at the knee) <br>(If she can show a faultless personality) <br><br>Why are certain girls offered certain things <br>Like sable coats and wedding rings? <br>By men who wear their spats right? <br>(That`s right!) <br><br>(So don`tcha say &quot;I`m smart and have the kindest heart&quot; <br>(Or &quot;what a wonderful sister I`d be&quot;) <br>Just tell me how you like my <br>Mercer&gt; &quot;Rufff!! <br>(Personality) <br><br>Baby, you`ve got the cutest <br>Personality!!