No Such Thing

There`s no such thing as remindlessness There`s no such thing as time There`s no such thing as endlessness There`s no such kind of crime There`s no such thing as distance There`s no such thing as doubt There`s no such thing as magic, no And if there was well I would have found out I would`ve I live in the solid world, I don`t believe in ghosts Verification, not imagination, I like my logic the most A jealous god is a god of law, he taxes numbers and steel It makes me proud to shout out loud that all these things are real There`s no such thing as surrealism There`s no such thing as soul There`s no such thing as intuition There`s no such thing as rock and roll There`s no such thing as love babe It`s just a chemical in your mind There`s no such thing as coming back Empirical evidence is hard to find I live in the concrete now, enjoy my beer and sport I`m not moved if it can`t be proved or settled out of court I don`t believe in miracles, and please don`t mention the church Someone said it`s all in your head but it wasn`t worth the search I live in the solid world, I don`t believe in ghosts Verification, not imagination, I like my logic the most A jealous god is a god of law, he wields numbers and steel It makes me proud to shout out loud that all these things are real They`re real, airy-fairy Apart from you, and you newfangled whippersnappers and upstarts I`ll believe in what I can touch. That`s not much. It`s not my problem if you believe in fairies and elves and gnomes and genies and witches and goblins and dreams and non-manifest identities. Inchoate pantheon of non-existent gods. You can`t touch it, don`t touch it